Singletons rave about £40 sex toy that left them feeling like a ‘new woman’ and claim it’s so good you don’t need a man
WOMEN are raving about a £40 vibrator for making them feel like a "new woman" and she says it's so good you don't need a man.
The Tracy's Dog clitoral sucking vibrator with G Spot Dildo Vibrator has almost exclusively five star reviews on Amazon from seriously happy customers.
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Describing the rechargeable and waterproof design, the brand says: "Clitoral stimulator with suction and 10 vibration patterns to those sensitive nerve endings.
"Sucking and pulsing against the clitoris at one side, The opposite slips into the vagina and comes to rest alongside the g-spot and sensitive surrounding tissue, ranging from soft and gentle to fast and hard."
And it seems that the product does exactly what it says on the tin with customers left so satisfied they will "never need to date again."
One customer wrote: "Why do men exist lol.
"Things happened. Things that have never happened. Laughing and immense happiness. I feel like a new woman."
Equally impressed another said: "As God as my witness I will never go horny again.
"Seriously the rumours are true. I won't ever need to date again."
Claiming to have "died, resurrected and died again" when using the vibrator, one customer raved: "This is a weapon.
"It cured my depression. I don't go to therapy anymore. I was walking from side to side after I finished using this thing."
Another raved: "I was hesitant about believing the reviews and not thinking it would give me mind blowing orgasms like people say it does but they were right... it made me have a squirting orgasm in less than one minute of using it.
"I would buy this over and over again because it's 100% worth it, it's a feeling I've never felt before and I've become addicted to using this."
The vibrator shot to Internet fame in April last year when one mum's incredibly enthusiastic review went viral, even causing manufacturers to ramp up the price.
Twitter user Savvvvyd shared a screenshot of the extremely detailed review, in which the mum says her "soul left me" when experimenting with the 10 different suction settings.
Writing a glowing, five-star review, the mum said the Tracy's Dog product "met and exceeded" her expectations.
Along with praising the "discreet packaging" and the swift delivery time, the customer took a military approach to testing out the vibrator as she "only had a few hours until [she] had to collect the kids".
After a very tense wait for the device to charge - where the woman likened herself to "a crackhead waiting for his dealer" - the mum said it was a case of "trial and error" when using the suction toy.
Unaware of just how, erm, powerful it could be, the woman wrote: "Me being me, I decide to go from zero to 60 in 3.5 seconds. I hit the suction button setting to level 5 or 6 and hit the G spot button as well."
Claiming that the vibrator made her pass out on the spot, the woman added: "My legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared."
Knowing what she was in for the second time around, the mum played around with the different settings before experiencing an "unending orgasm" and says she's "pretty sure I levitated".
She added: "I shook for a good 5 minutes, I couldn't get up off the bed even if I wanted to.
"I stared at the ceiling dazed, trying to remember who I am and what year it is."
Rounding up the rave review, the besotted customer urged other shoppers to buy the product - but warned they should keep hydrated and "stretch like you are about to run the 500 meter dash".
Needless to say, this woman's candid and incredibly enthusiastic review was all the convincing the Twitter user needed to place the order herself.
Sharing a screenshot of the review and her purchase confirmation online, the user joked: "So I saw this and then..."
The customer's tweet has since racked up over 44,000 "likes" on Twitter - and the internet fame surrounding the product has resulted in Amazon ramping up the price of the vibrator.
While the purple sex toy would have originally only set you back £28 before its internet fame, it will now cost you £40 to order online.
And that's not all - there's been such interest in the product that Amazon have had to delay shipping to keep up with demand.
What's more, the sold-out sex toy has also shot to the top of Amazon's bestsellers for its pulsating patterns.
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