1. Even though you know how to not be late, you can never actually do it in practice.
everyone: why were you late me: wow traffic was insane I am literally so sorry also me:
2. So, no matter how hard you try, you're always at least a couple of minutes late.
3. There's a spectrum though, you might be the sort of person who is always just 5 minutes late.
4. OR you're the type of person who can be half an hour late without even realising.
5. Sometimes, even when you set out early with the best intentions, you still end up late somehow.
6. Your friends probably tell you to come half an hour earlier than intended so that you'll actually be on time.
7. You have missed more than your fair share of buses, trains, and planes.
8. Which is actually not such a bad thing as it makes you far more relaxed about travelling.
my forever motto in life: when you're already late, dont run. it wont change the fact that you are already late
And pretty much everything else, for that matter.
9. But you obviously get super annoyed if someone else is late.
10. Whenever you are on time, you feel like it's a huge achievement.
11. Especially when you never wanted to come in the first place.
12. You relish anything that claims to link creativity with bad punctuality.
13. There are positives though – you’re by nature a super chill person.
14. And sometimes your tardiness just comes across as a very dramatic and cool entrance.
If being late was so bad, being "fashionably late" wouldn't be a thing.
15. You do genuinely feel bad about making your friends wait around.
16. But at least you know they truly love you, because that must be the only reason they tolerate your tardiness.
17. Besides, you're not all that fussed about being late because you know that time is an illusion.
"On October 3rd he asked me what day it was"