Buzz·Posted on 13 Aug 201725 Tweets That Are So Damn Good They Got Over 100K RetweetsThey're all deserving of their mega-viral status.by Jasmin NaharBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Emily Barry @EmiBarry "Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know" Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL 02:51 AM - 26 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Mohanad Elshieky @MohanadElshieky Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars. 07:18 PM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Joel Willans @Joelwillans Riley, you're a genius. 09:08 AM - 30 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 5. Semra @SemraDurmisevic my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow me: yes my mom today: do u work today me: yes i already told u my mom when i'm at work: where are u 05:45 PM - 15 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. 7. Paige Alban @paigealban23 My mom just sent me this of my dad 02:00 AM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. أسود @NasMaraj We really sitting here on our phone scrolling on an app while we float through space on a dying rock 05:06 PM - 04 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. kelsey @silence__kit Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!" 08:09 PM - 07 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. ale @oafale she took the midnight train going anywhere 05:31 AM - 06 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. 13. decent pigeon @decentbirthday I think my Uber driver is in trouble 07:44 PM - 25 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Ray @rayy_baybay Thanks for the clarification, Dad. 12:48 PM - 21 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ace @iamalishajo my ubereats delivery man decided to be a smart ass...... 10:27 PM - 17 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. kim k @missvanessadiaz My dog saw a dog that looked exactly like her 02:08 AM - 02 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. lexi rae @dysplacement Still don't believe in evolution? 05:44 PM - 30 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. sarah @sarahjorden_ I JUST WANTED A VIDEO OF THE CATS PLAYING AND THEN ?!!!?? 03:30 AM - 20 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Kerbie Gibbs @kerbiegibbs My dog's ear is like the perfect picture to show your hairdresser if you want beachy waves and caramel highlights 11:49 PM - 24 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. B @Bentono10 So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head 11:41 PM - 14 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite