31 Celebs That Prove Hollywood Is An Incestuous Pool Of Weirdos

    Moral of the story: The rich and famous get more rich and famous!! Meanwhile, we're poor and rotting.

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    by Matt Stopera

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Tom Hanks is related to Abraham Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln's mother's name was literally Nancy Hanks.

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    2. President Obama and President Bush are 10th cousins.

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    3. President Obama is also 9th cousins with Brad Pitt.

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    4. Jake Gyllenhall's godmother is Jamie Lee Curtis.

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    5. Jake Gyllenhall is godfather to Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams' daughter, Matilda.

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    6. Steven Spielberg is Drew Barrymore AND Gwyneth Paltrow's godfather.

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    7. Melissa McCarthy and Jenny McCarthy are first cousins.

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    8. Drew Barrymore is Frances Bean Cobain (Courtney Love & Kurt Cobain's kid) godmother.

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    9. Macaulay Culkin is Paris Jackson's godfather. They got tattoos together this past weekend.

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    10. Dolly Parton is Miley Cyrus' godmother.

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    11. Sting is Madonna and Guy Richie's son Rocco's godfather. Sting actually introduced Madonna and Guy Richie to each other.

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    12. Jen Aniston is Courteney Cox's daughter's godmother.

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    13. Fantasia Barrino is first cousins with K-Ci & JoJo.

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    14. Lady Gaga is Elton John's son's godmother.

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    15. Kathie Lee is both Kendall and Kylie Jenner's godmother.

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    16. Al Roker and Lenny Kravitz are first cousins once removed. Their grandfathers were cousins.

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    17. Nicolas Cage and Jason Schwartzman are first cousins.

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    18. Leah Remini is godmother to JLo's twins.

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    19. Pitbull is the the godfather to this cruise ship. For real.

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    20. Amy Schumer is cousins with US senator Chuck Schumer.

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    21. Eva Longoria is godmother to Harper Beckham.

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    22. Johnny Depp is the godfather to Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter’s kid.

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    23. Patti Labelle is Mariah Carey's godmother. Mariah asked her to be her godmother and Patti said yes. Every Christmas, Mariah sends Patti four bottles of Cristal and white flowers.

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    24. Diana Ross is Ashlee Simpson's mother-in-law.

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    25. Tracee Ellis Ross and Jessica Simpson are both aunts to Ashlee Simpson's daughter, Jagger.

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    Yup.

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    26. Cameron Diaz and Nicole Richie are sister-in-laws. Each of them married a dude from Good Charlotte.

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    27. Reba McEntire is Kelly Clarkson's mother-in-law. Kelly married Reba's stepson.

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    28. Kate Spade is David Spade's sister-in-law. Kate married David's brother hence the same last name.

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    29. Snoop Dogg is first cousins with Brandy.

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    30. Monica and Ludacris are cousins or something. Monica's mother married Ludacris' uncle.

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    31. And this random girl named Judy Zipper and Leonardo DiCaprio are twins.

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