1.If you weren't aware, there's a new addition to the group and it's "Grandpa Friend":
2.And how do you know if you're the "Grandpa Friend"? Well, for starters, you're at least 94% crotchety:
3.You love how predictable and bland your routines are:
4.You consistently show up unreasonably early to everything (and you end up leaving early as well):
5.You have fun watching your friends do things even though you have no idea what they're actually doing:
6.You never know what people are talking about:
7.Mostly because you can't hear what the hell they're saying:
8.And even if you did hear them, you wouldn't understand their strange lingo:
9.You have absolutely zero control over the silent farts that slip out of your bum:
10.You talk about fairly recent things like you're a thousand years old:
11.You're the only one in the group who seems to have chronic back pain:
12.And you constantly complain about your aching joints, even though you're pretty young:
13.You're out of touch with social norms which leads you to do strange things in public:
14.You don't like being called the "Mom Friend" because you'd ultimately rather be left alone entirely than watch over the rest of the crew:
15.You get ridiculed for misunderstanding how social media works, and as soon as you catch on, it changes:
16.You go to bed at 8 P.M. not because you have to, but because you want to:
17.And you like sleeping way more than you like social interaction because talking to people is hard work:
18.You have a favorite chair and sit on it to watch sitcom reruns on TBS or TV Land:
19.And you get angry at all of the whippersnappers that insist you go out instead of watch TV:
20.You realize you have more in common with your elders than you do with your BFF:
21.Basically, if any of these speak to your soul, you're probably the "Grandpa Friend". But look at the bright side: you spend more time in pajamas than the rest of your buddies. Isn't that the greatest gift of all?