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    You're The Grandpa Friend If You Can Relate To Any Of These 21 Things

    Step aside, mom friend. There's a new sheriff in town.

    1. If you weren't aware, there's a new addition to the group and it's "Grandpa Friend":

    2. And how do you know if you're the "Grandpa Friend"? Well, for starters, you're at least 94% crotchety:

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    3. You love how predictable and bland your routines are:

    4. You consistently show up unreasonably early to everything (and you end up leaving early as well):

    5. You have fun watching your friends do things even though you have no idea what they're actually doing:

    6. You never know what people are talking about:

    7. Mostly because you can't hear what the hell they're saying:

    8. And even if you did hear them, you wouldn't understand their strange lingo:

    9. You have absolutely zero control over the silent farts that slip out of your bum:

    10. You talk about fairly recent things like you're a thousand years old:

    11. You're the only one in the group who seems to have chronic back pain:

    12. And you constantly complain about your aching joints, even though you're pretty young:

    13. You're out of touch with social norms which leads you to do strange things in public:

    14. You don't like being called the "Mom Friend" because you'd ultimately rather be left alone entirely than watch over the rest of the crew:

    15. You get ridiculed for misunderstanding how social media works, and as soon as you catch on, it changes:

    16. You go to bed at 8 P.M. not because you have to, but because you want to:

    17. And you like sleeping way more than you like social interaction because talking to people is hard work:

    18. You have a favorite chair and sit on it to watch sitcom reruns on TBS or TV Land:

    19. And you get angry at all of the whippersnappers that insist you go out instead of watch TV:

    20. You realize you have more in common with your elders than you do with your BFF:

    21. Basically, if any of these speak to your soul, you're probably the "Grandpa Friend". But look at the bright side: you spend more time in pajamas than the rest of your buddies. Isn't that the greatest gift of all?