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#BREAKING We've just received this distressing vision of werewolves taking over the Dog Unit #Fridaythe13th
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Walking into work today like... #FridayThe13th
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HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH TO ALL MY SPOOKY BITCHES THROW THAT ASS IN A PENTACLE KISS ME THRU THE OUIJA BOARD XOXO
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It's Friday the 13th. Do you know what that means? Nothing. My kids are monsters every day.
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Me when I realize this is the first #FridayThe13th that’s happened in October in 11 years:
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#FridayThe13th means one thing. A colleague of yours called Jason could be plotting your demise as we speak. Be nice to Jason!!
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On Friday the 13th weird things are supposed to happen.....Maybe I'll get in to a relationship. #FridayThe13th
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Well now... Looks like there is some strangeness happening at the Circle K... #FridayThe13th #Halloween
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Flight 666 on #FridayThe13th is now en route to #HEL #AY666
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Tbh #FridayThe13th just feels like a normal day to me because my entire life is just unlucky
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When people are over here talking about #FridayThe13th but to you all it is is FRIDAY.
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Happy #FridayThe13th everyone.
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Aw yeah. It’s killing time. *straightens mask. grabs machete. zips fly. stalks into woods. kills many many people. #Fridaythe13th